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Did you know that 95% of the vitamins and enzymes our bodies need are found in the juice of raw fruits and vegetables? We would need to eat 5 lbs of carrots , 6 bunches of kale, 4 beets or 8  bunches of spinach to get the same amount of nutrients you receive in one  8oz Nasty Palate juice. Remember in college when you had that fucked up haircut, God awful clothing, and you slammed rum and cokes nightly? Well, when you slam Nasty Palate juices the same way; highly concentrated vitamins and minerals rapidly enter the bloodstream. The upside is tremendous, you then get to absorb all of the nutritional benefits of the juice, giving your digestive organs a much-needed rest from the bullshit we put them through.

Nasty Palate Benefits include:

Detoxification - hello that's what we've been saying all along.

Reduced inflammation - the word inflammation alone makes me want the presence of an adult around.

Aids Weight Loss - yeah everything claims weight loss, but those bitches lie, numbers don't.

Promotes Skin Health - lets face it; you've been using Neutrogena for 20 years and it ain't done shit...try something natural for once.

Boosts Energy and Mental Alertness - because naps are good, but unless you're paid to do it you need to wake the fuck up and be productive before Caleb tells everyone you were nodding off in the board meeting.

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